on their journey through life
Here I am, a Child of the Universe! I was put on this earth for the sole purpose of entertaining my parents (and keeping them very busy).
My parents are so smart; they know everything. They can interpret my many different types of cries. If I do my "hungry" cry, a bottle of wonderful warm milk apears from nowhere. If i do my "tired" cry I am put into my comfortable little cot, with my security blanket and my teddy bear, and if I put on a really good show I even get sung to.
Sometimes I cry just for the heck of it. There's nothing wrong with me, I just want attention. My smart parents even know when I am pulling their legs because when I go that route I get this horrible fake nipple thingy shoved in my mouth and they pretend to ignore me.
Gosh! parents are so smart!
on over to
the child's world
on over to
the teenager's world
your way on over to
the adult's world
your way on over to
old age
and kicking
into senility
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